by Anthony
05/02/19

Are you a cat lover? Do you own more than one cat? Perhaps more than a few, hmmm? Several cats, each named for a child you’ll never have? Well if you are then something tells me that you have quite a bit of spare time on your hands, especially Saturday nights. Why not spend some of that time playing Catsino* one of our most popular cat-themed (an admittedly narrow niche) slot machines. It’s a three wheeled game that actually boasts a fairly decent return with low volatility. What does that mean to you? You’ll be able to stretch your playing opportunity and have even more time to marvel at those darling felines as they spin and spin.

I however am not a big fan of cats. I don’t hate them, I just have no interest in them whatsoever. If I visit your house, I don’t want to pet your cat, sit on the couch where it has been or have you make me a sandwich after petting it. I didn’t want that sandwich in the first place. The generic instant coffee was bad enough but when you smelt the milk to see if it was still ok, despite being a week past its use by date, I saw your nose touch the carton.

My sister Olga once wanted me to look after her cats (Chablis and Chardonnay, yeah I know…the commitment hearing is pending) for a week, but after she explained the concept of kitty litter, I kept the cat in a closed cardboard box in the shed and forgot about it. If I wanted to feed something and clean feces, I wouldn’t have put my dad in that home after his stroke.

*get it? cat-sino…cause it’s a casino with cats and…alright, I’ll let myself out, no need to get rough.